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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Funny Uplifting Quotes

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." ~ Mark Twain

"If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time." ~ Henry Link

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." ~ Unknown

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." ~ Unknown

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